Here, are my glitches, they should be updated by Thursday.

Ok, these are the best cheats guaranteed! You will not find most of these anywhere else!

Glitches:

How to buy stuff for free. Note: you need two computers, or just use two of these: Click Here

1: log on to cp on both computers in different countries

2: buy an item on one of them and when the ok button comes up STOP

3: refresh your other computer ( ctrl + e)

4: Refresh the one with the ok sign but DONT CLICK OK

5: Log off the one without the ok sign
6: Log off the one with ok Now log back on and the item you bought will be there without any loss of coins!!!!

How to Nub:

1: Log on to load.swf (application/x-shockwave-flash Object)

2: When the start sign comes up hit F11 or (if you have a messed up cmptr like me) go to view(at the top of your page) and click full screen

3: If this worked properly there should be a white space under the toolbar… click it

Note: Dont be discouraged if this doesnt work(it took me twenty tries for me to get it) also if the white bar isnt their your pixels on screen are too big and you wont be able to do this unless you modify them.

How to Hold up all the papers at the same time:

1: Go to the Boiler Room and open the newspaper drawer

2: Click and hold the furthest back of all the newspapers

3: While still holding the back one drag your mouse to the next newspaper and click REALLY QUICKLY

4: Continue until you are holding all the newspapers up.

Note: This is annoying but its totally worth it when theyre all standing!

How to get this on your screen

1: Go to the library

2: Position yourself as far away from the stairs as you can

3: Click the stairs, and immedeatley click the tales and stories button at the bottom-right hand corner of your screen

4: The bookshelf will come up, click the first book. (Rockhopper and the Stowaway) and quickly flip through it until the last page. Then click the bracelet

5: If you’ve done all this before entering the coffee shop, then congrats! Wait a few seconds and you’ll go there. There will be a bracelet in your screen that won’t go away!

How to talk normally in an ultimate safe chat server:

1: Log on to an ultimate safe chat server

2:On the right hand side of your toolbar is a question mark, click it

3: Click the check mark next to ultimate safe chat, now walk into another room. You can talk normally!!

Time Warp:

1: Somewhere on your cmptr there is the date and time, right click on it.

2: There should be something that says adjust time and date, click it

3: Adjust the date far into the future

4: now go on to club penguin hit the question mark on your chatbar and youll be REALLY OLD.
Note: this does not make you a tour guide or secret agent.

Curse Cheat:

1: Hey everyone, for all the older kids out there who have to curse for some odd reason, well now there is a way to without getting banned! All you have do, is curse in a room with noone in it. It is that simple. If you dont believe me, email cp support and ask.

How to get giant items/pins on your screen:

1: Go to a safe-chat server

2: Walk over a free item/pin

3: When the thing that says would you like to pick up this item, dont hit anything!

4: Keep hitting tab until a yellow box goes around the visit your igloo sign, hit enter.

5: It may take a while, but the item/pin should still be on the screen. Its reallllly funny!

Odd sled gitch:

1: play a sled game

2: sometime during the game hold down the += button for about five seconds, (youll go off track!!!!)

Editing other people igloo’s!:

1: Go to your igloo, and click edit

2: Click your player card

3: Using your spyphone go to hq

4: Now pull up the map and go to a members igloo.

5: You can edit their igloo

Note: only you can see yourself doing this, and you cant speak while doing this.

How to Really Emote, give messages, throw snowballs and more with the Paper:

1: Log on to http://play.clubpenguin.com/load.swf open up someone’s player card and move it to the side so you can see the envelope

2: Click the question mark on your chatbar then hit the check that says ultimate safe mode

2: Walk into a different room.

3: Pull up the paper and start hitting tab

4: Yellow boxes should start appearing everywhere, when a small yellow box around the map hit enter, then keep hitting tab until it goes around a player, hit enter again.

5: Now keep hitting tab until a yellow box is around the mail button on their playercard

6: Hit enter and send them a card

7: Dont Move!!! You still have the paper icon up even thought it isn’t there.

8: You can edit your playercard, throw snowballs, dance, sit ask buddies and more stuff. Just Don’t MOVE!!!

How to Talk with the Paper:

1: Do the first three steps of the last glitch

2: Only this time keep hitting tab until there is a yellow box around the big “M” sign

3: Hit enter, and hit tab until it goes around the x-out of the become a secret agent. Hit enter again

4: Close everything else and un-check the ultimate safe chat sign

5: Walk into a different room, pull up the paper and hit tab

6: Type in whatever you want and hit enter. You’re officially talking with the paper!!!! GREAT JOB!

How to Walk on the Walls of the Dojo

1: Log on to http://play.clubpenguin.com/load.swf with Internet Explorer 7

2: Go to the dojo and walk as close to the top as you can

3: Now hit the zoom in button 10 times really quickly

4: Now even more quickly hit the center of your screen

5: You should be on a dojo wall!!

How to get a sign that doesn’t disappear:

1: Go to a safe-chat server

2: Walk over a free item/pin

3: When the thing that says would you like to pick up this item, don’t hit anything!

4: Start hitting tab, when a yellow box appears around the map, hit enter.

5: Now, start hitting tab again, and when a yellow box appears around the”visit your home” button, hit enter.

6: When you arrive at your igloo, click yes on the free item, it will disappear, but the sign won’t go away!

How to never get the 10-minute logout error:

1: Simply open up the paper and wait, the error will never come!

2: Eventually cp will edit the site, and then and only then will you log out.

How to do crazy dances:

1: Put on some clothes that do a certain dance

2: Now pull up your player card and put on different clothes that do a different dance, but dont x-out of your player card

3: Click on someone else’s player-card and then x-out of theirs.

4: Now dance. You’ll be doing some pretty cool stuff!! Note: There are thousands of possibilities with this glitch, you can even wear non-dance clothes and do weird dances!! So in other words… experiment

Cheats, Secrets, and Tips

For Games:

1: Cart surfer: 1a: If you die three times randomly the track will be extended than if you don’t die at all

1b: Each club penguin color has a different track, lime green color is the longest track

2 : Jet pack adventure: If you dont get any coins and complete the game that way you’ll get 3000 coins

3: Pizzatron 3000: Ok personally this is my favorite game. On the opening page there is a lever, click it and hit start. You’ll be making Candy Pizza!!!

4: Astro Barrier: In the opening page of the game, click 1 to go to level 10, click 2 to go to level 20, or click 3 to go to level 30.

4b: After you beat level six, a screen will pop up, shoot the blue thing and you’ll get an extra life!

For Opening Page:

1: When you click the blue penguin at the top of the screen hell start changing outfits!

2: When you click the “N” in the Nightclub at the top of the page the penguin will change into a Ninja Penguin!

3: When you put your mouse over the door to the Coffee Shop a blue penguin will walk out!

4: When you go to the Contact Us page, at the top of your screen you’ll see two doors, one to the gift shop, one to the coffee shop, put your mouse over them, a penguin will walk out of the rooms, and when they meet they’ll say hello!

Catalogue Secrets:

1: In every catalog there are secret items. In every catalog there is a hidden red viking helmet, if you x-out of the viking helmet four times, you will be able to get a super secret blue one.

Guides (working on):

How to become a secret agent: Guide HERE

Cuckoo Clock:

Every 30 minutes in the ski lodge a cuckoo clock will shoot out and make a really funny noise.

Secret Places on the Map:

1: First of all Click HERE

2: Do you see the little floating piece of ice in the right hand corner, that is the berg. If your on the real cp and click there, you’ll go to the Iceberg!

3: Do you see the four mountains on the map. The one farthest to the right is the Dojo. If your on the real cp and click there, you will go to the Dojo!

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Hacks:

Puffle Movement Hack:

1: Go on to wpe pro and target your program

2: Go into your igloo and press play

3: If you have a puffle, when it moves hit stop.

4: Look for a packet like this:%xt%p%m%8151%20616494%(coordinate)%Coordinate)%.

5: Change the coordinates to 800 and 800

6: Your puffle will now disappear, wait a little while and the puffle will walk through the white and back in the igloo !!!

How to hack old furniture items by the dozen:

1: Download Wpe Pro

2: Log on to cp, and target the program

3: got to you igloo and pull the furniture catalog

4:press the play sign on wpe, and buy something cheap but dont hit the ok sign

5: now hit stop on wpe, and look for a send packet like this %xt%r%af%6473%(furniture code number)%.

6 Change the furniture code number to a different number, and hit the play .(if your lucky you might score a free item)

Talk like Rockhopper:

1: Open wpe pro and target your internet browser

2: Log on to cp and go to a crowded room

3: Hit the play button, and stop when you think you have enough packets

4: On a somewhat short packet, right click and hit send

5: Change the packet to %xt%m%ss%14%(rockhopper talk)%

6: To talk like rockhopper, insert a number from 911 to 972

Note:  You cannot see yourself doing this.